She said she wasn't a baby,
To that, I replied, "Maaaaybe."
Her resolve to exercise is unsteady
But when it's time to eat, she's ready
All day long, her stomach's grumbling
Sounds like a motorcycle rumbling
Sippin' Coke and eatin' Gummies
Sugary sweets fill her tummy
Popcorn's next as a savory treat
She's munching hard but always sweet
Thoughts of junk food always haunt her
It's okay, she's my little Nom-Monster
